Privacy

We built NOPING to be a room, not a data pipeline. The club runs wired and offline by design, so there is very little about you to collect in the first place. This page explains the small amount we do handle, why, and how long it sticks around. Plain words, no fine-print theatre.

What we keep

When you book a station through the form on our home page, we store the name, email, date, row and hours you send us, so we can hold the seat and reach you if plans change. That is the whole record. We do not ask for an address, an ID number, or anything to do with payment on the site — you settle for your time at the desk. Walk-ins leave no trace with us beyond the clock at the counter.

Cookies

We use one small cookie, stored locally in your browser, to remember that you have seen our cookie notice and which seat preference you like. That is it. There are no advertising cookies, no third-party trackers, no analytics pixels, and nothing that follows you off this site. If you choose "Essential only" on the banner, nothing extra is written; if you clear your browser storage, the notice simply shows again on your next visit. Because the club floor is wired and offline, there is no ad network reaching into your session to begin with.

Who sees it

Only the people running the club. We do not sell, rent or trade your booking details, and we do not hand them to marketers. On the rare occasion a law obliges us to share something, we will share the least that satisfies it and nothing more. Booking records are kept only as long as they are useful for running the room, then cleared.

Your say

Ask us to show you what we hold, correct it, or delete it, and we will — a booking record is a short line of text, not a dossier. If anything here changes, the updated page lives at this same address, so a quick read before your next visit keeps you current.

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